Grand Theft Auto

Why has no-one taken a really good physics model to the GTA concept? Damage and firefights are great, but when you want to outrun the police, you need a decent tyre model as well as a good physics engine. I've not played one yet that felt like i was driving a car to the same extent as even Gran Turismo 1.

Computer APIs

Direct-X DirectOutput.
Would allow the easy enumeration and interrogation of all devices intended to be used as an output device. E.g. controllable USB fans, lights and dials.

Wars.

Less political and religious.
More price.

Concerning record deals.

Ten players, 5 cards each in under 2 seconds.

Methods of Reforming Criminals.

Jelly moulds.

On time managment.

Flexitime would be good. Putting off 9am until later is something I commonly regard as being of significant benefit.

Helping break down cultural barriers and disputes.

Ban America.

On the importance of road safety.

Changing speed limits to speed suggestions. In only a few short years, we shall have either killed or put in jail (for manslaughter) those who drive too fast.

Considering infant behaviour:

Odourless, colourless chemical that when added to the diet will make any snot produced by the recipient taste vile.